Where is Wizard Hut? (5e)
As shamelessly plugged on My Brother¸ My Brother and Me and The League of Ultimate Questing Jym Kolani is a powerful but rather irresponsible wizard who'd rather be lying on the beach with a fruity drink than dealing with his humorless apprentice¸ Stench Frewart. When Stench takes up residence in Jym's (literal) pocket plane¸ setting himself up as dictator¸ Jym cons a party of adventurers into entering the pocket themselves to serve Stench with a Writ of Evictation. The party must brave an ooze made of bubble gum¸ a family of chocolate-covered gummy bears¸ and yet more dreadful terrors as they seek the hut and prepare to face its smarmy inhabitant. Where is Wizard Hut is an extremely stupid adventure for mature players and open-minded characters of level 5-ish¸ from the twisted imaginations of the Orcs! Orcs! Orcs! DMs¸ the Orchivist and the Tavern Master himself¸ with art by Hugh Newell. Jym turns to you¸ his bloodshot eyes suddenly clearing into intense blue. His hands emerge from his cloak¸ tracing a pattern in the air in front of him¸ and you find yourselves unable to move. "Sorry¸ dudes¸ forgot about this part. That little buzzkill Stench took the hut into my pocket dimension¸ which is a sorta projection thing of my higher consciousness? I go in there¸ bad things happen¸ y'know¸ Morden-duder's Probable Paradox¸ universe folding in on itself kinda stuff. You're gonna have to go in on your own¸ and the way this day is going it could be awhile before I remember to get you out-this wizard's got some mysteries to contemplate and I could totally murder a wyvern burger right about now. So if I were you I'd get that scroll in Stench's hands as fast as I could." As Jym speaks¸ he seems suddenly to grow¸ looming larger-but then you realize that it's you who are shrinking¸ and quickly.