Equipment Cards: Diplomat's Pack (d20)
Are You a Lover¸ Not a Fighter?
If so you're in luck! The Diplomat's Pack has everything you need to avoid a fight¸ And for a war of words¸ there's always the mighty pen¸ which is surely mightier than the sword.
The Diplomat's Pack includes a chest¸ 2 cases for maps and scrolls¸ a set of fine clothes¸ a bottle of ink¸ an ink pen¸ a lamp¸ 2 flasks of oil¸ 5 sheets of paper¸ a vial of perfume¸ sealing wax¸ and soap. This deck of cards has a picture on the front and a description on the back of every single item¸ 32 in total representing each candle¸ piton¸ and ration. When you use one of them up¸ simply hand the card back to the DM for safekeeping.
For those adventurer who prefer a more direct form of diplomacy¸ the ink can be thrown in your opponent's face¸ you can stab them in the eye with the pen¸ and then light them on fire with two flasks of oil and a lamp. There's also a weird smelly bar that you're supposed to wash yourself with but we'll leave that to the diplomats to figure out.