E.N. Armoury - Chainmail Bikini (d20)
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Chainmail Bikini
Written by: Ryan Nock
Art by: J.L. Jones¸ Matthew C¸ and Benjamin Richards
Adventuring Never Looked So Good
From the company that brought you Bride of Portable Hole: The Book of Neurotic Fantasy ¸ and the author who really wanted a feat called Bondage Attack in E.N. Arsenal - Whips ¸ comes a product that brings the superficiality and vapidity of pop culture into the realm of heroic fantasy roleplaying.
The chainmail bikini is a classic image of heroic fantasy¸ but only now do we have the scientific understanding (and the rules) to explain how exactly it protects warrior women in battle. It's a secret that will revolutionize your gaming experience¸ and possibly get you dumped by your girlfriend.
This book of course contains the full-figured scoop on the chainmail bikini¸ but wait¸ there's more! In the pages that follow you'll find:
- Statistics¸ history¸ and rules variants of the chainmail bikini.
- Other sexy armour for women and men.
- Rules to craft masterwork bikinis.
- Pretty pictures.
- Rules for conducting beauty contests.
- The folk tale of the magical armor of Quick Don¸ priest of Elea.
- And enough feats¸ prestige classes¸ and magic items of neurotic fantasy to choke a gnoll pimp.